Afternoon Tea Review - Hotel Indigo, London - £11 (with a voucher) for Afternoon Tea with a Molecular Cocktail
Hotel Indigo is a short walk from Earl's Court tube. It's a boutique hotel and, somewhat bizzarely, all of its staff are Lords and Ladies. After a refurbishment in 2012, it re-launched with an employee package that included titles for all the staff. In 2013, the Mansion Bar and Parlour was then opened serving molecular cocktails. We went there in February for an afternoon tea with added cocktail.
There was an interesting, but not large selection of teas. Green, white, rooibos and herbal were all on offer, but surprisingly not many varieties of black tea. Caroline chose the English Breakfast, Mo the Earl Grey, honorary tea lady Dave had Lapsang Souchong and Charlotte had the Organic Fog green tea. We all liked our teas, however, there were a few problems. Hotel Indigo generally seems to be a very stylised boutique hotel, and as such the afternoon tea had elements of that style. The milk came in bottles more usually used for home-brewed alcohol - we have no idea why as nothing else had this kind of feel. The teapots were very decorative but impractical - the lids didn't stay on properly and there was only enough space for a cup's worth of water. Although we got more hot water when we asked for it, we all left feeling like we hadn't had enough tea. In addition, the tea had been made badly. There were far too many leaves in the pot, so the tea was far too strong, even with the extra hot water. 19/30
The cake stand was very attractive and a bit more practical than the teapots. In keeping with the stylish theme, the sandwiches were all cut into small squares and had breads of different colours to make them stand out. We had beef brisket and horseradish on chocolate bread, ham and mustard on tomato bread, salmon on lemon bread and cucumber and cream cheese on basil bread. The fillings were sparse, the sandwiches were small in general, and some of the bread had gone dry and curly so they'd clearly been standing around for a while. We also found the combinations odd and badly done. The basil bread just tasted sour, there was candied peel in the lemon bread which didn't go with the smoked salmon and the chocolate bread didn't work with the beef. 14/30
The scones were a decent size but there was only one per person, either fruit or plain. The texture was unpleasantly doughy and they had clearly been microwaved to warm them up. The jam had obviously been scooped out of the small cartons from the hotel breakfast as it was still in that shape. The cream was just out of the fridge, so impossible to spread. 13/30
The cakes were supermarket tray bakes, or possibly Mr Kipling's. They were 3 small selections - carrot, almond shortcake and chocolate (possibly a brownie, hard to tell). They were exactly what you'd expect from mass-produced tray bakes - dry and poor quality. Considering how much effort they'd gone to with the sandwiches and the look of the afternoon tea, we found it very strange that they'd done this for the cake course. 8/30
The molecular cocktail was served at the end and was generally liked, although it didn't really add anything to the tea.
The Mansion Bar and Parlour is a nicely furnished room on the ground floor as you enter the hotel. However, it is far more of a bar than a parlour and we couldn't help feeling that they've simply jumped on the afternoon tea bandwagon in an attempt to make some extra money. They haven't thought through what they're trying to provide, and as a result they fail appallingly. They are far more about style than substance and the food was some of the worst we've had. Although they have decent quality tea it was ruined by the fact they don't know how to make it. It didn't help that although the waitress was very friendly, unfortunately she was the only member of staff for both the parlour and the bar, and there were another 5 or 6 tables of people having afternoon tea. This meant after she'd brought our teas we had to wait half an hour for the food and it was very difficult to get her attention.
Even though the voucher we had meant this tea was only £11, we still don't think it was value for money. You'd be much better off going there and spending the money on a cocktail or two.
The teas were nice Style over substance
Cocktail mostly liked The food
Only one member of staff
4 out of 10